Henry VIII is a baller! How much of a baller, you ask? Such a baller that he could afford to eat porpoise! I CANNOT wait until I'm DOLPHIN RICH, y'all!
I'm pretty sure this is where The Tudors is filmed. The entire show was filmed in this one room. Honest.
A whole book on British dogs? YES, PLEASE! I really need to buy a dog so I stop fawning over dogs that I see on the street. Seriously, I show off pictures of friends dogs like they're my own. I'm one step shy of getting all "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" on Archie's dog.
I get it! They had a lot of books. So would you if the only things to do were consume yourself with literature or fight battles. It was part of their "Read or Bleed" campaign. It wasn't very successful.
If you tell me that you don't want a moat around your house, condo, apartment, then I know you're lying. Whenever I visit friends I live by the following motto: I want to ferry from the shore to your front door!
FACT: If you do a Jack Torrance impression through a hedge maze, it's ONLY funny for those who have seen the movie The Shining.
Just when I couldn't love Leeds Castle anymore, undernearth the hedge maze is a grotto. A grotto! The guardian of the grotto is Olmec from the tv show "Legends of the Hidden Temple." I also had to assemble a silver monkey.
Across from Olmec was his very attractive "lady friend." They're not an item. Just really close. Proximity wise. The lighting in the grotto area was amazing and each wall was uniquely beautiful.
"He's in the wrong line of work," is probably what you're saying after looking at this picture. Nay, kind person with words of encouragement. I'm just a humble person that got really lucky and extremely close to an angry peacock.
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